Thought Catalog


This Is How I Promise To Take Care Of Your Heart

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 09:01 PM PDT

Jeff Isy
Jeff Isy

I realize I don’t know you yet. I don’t know the one person who I will love for eternity, the one person who I will write vows to, and who I will cherish until our laugh lines are permanent reminders of the life we shared together. I don’t know you yet, but when I meet you, this is how I will take care of your heart.

I will know that your heart is a sacred organ. It provides your body with the oxygen you need to kiss, to love me, and to need me. I want you to know that my heart is yours to take if yours can’t work as hard anymore. And I want you to know, that I will do everything in my power to hold your heart in the light when you can’t find your flashlight in the dark. And I will kiss your heart over and over so you can feel my love being washed all over you.

You will be my person. And you will make my heart beat faster just by knowing that I found you and you found me.

I promise to make your heart beat faster and to fill your stomach with butterflies even after thirty years of being together.

I promise to clean up all the scars and cuts that other women have put on it. I will bandage up the memories from broken promises and wasted tears. I won’t let the broken past that you rarely talk about weigh you down anymore. I will lift all of that weight off of you, so you don’t have to be haunted anymore. And I promise to love your new heart just as much as the one that was full of ghosts.

I promise to dance with you in our living room, chest to chest, and kiss you softly. And then I will feel your heart race when I chase you to the bedroom and hear it beat boldly. I will make sure to make your heart race with anticipation, lust and love for all the years of you and me. I promise to keep your heart safe in my arms. And when it is time to check in for the night, I promise to whisper “I love you” while you snore softly next to me.

I promise to be gentle with your heart. Your past left you sensitive and your lungs, weakened by people who ran over your every word. So, I promise to listen to you when you are angry. I promise to shower you with kind words, and never make you wish you never had met me.

I will lift you up, and hold your hand when you are reaching for nothing but air.

A piece of your heart will always be a part of me. And mine will always be apart of yours.

And the thing about your heart is, it makes me happy. I promise to make yours happy too. And I promise to never break it.  TC mark

26 Seriously Sexy Things He Wants You To Do While Riding Him

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 08:00 PM PDT

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1. Grab his wrists to pin him down, so he can’t do anything but lie there and enjoy the view. He’ll instantly get turned on by being controlled, especially if you’re usually the submissive one.

2. Rest your hands on his chest. It’ll make it easier for you to keep your balance, and he’ll love feeling your fingers against his skin.

3. When you’re ready to take it up a notch, dig those nails into his chest. A little bit of pain will give him a whole lot of pleasure.

4. Dirty talk. It’s not as difficult as it sounds. Just ask him if he likes how you feel and take it from there. If you’re with the right person, the conversation should come naturally.

5. Touch your breasts. Cup them in your hands while you bounce. Play with your nipples. Do whatever you can to draw his attention to the area.

6. While we’re at it, touch your clit. Not only will he find it sexy as fuck, but you’ll be able to get yourself off. You deserve to orgasm, too, you know.

7. Tilt your head back, toward the ceiling, and act like his dick is the greatest thing you’ve ever experienced. He’ll get turned on by seeing you turned on.

8. Turn around to give him a different view. If he’s an ass man, then he’s going to prefer reverse cowgirl. Even if he isn’t, it never hurts to switch things up.

9. Grab his hands and put them in any position you’d like. On your ass. On your hips. On your tits. It’s your choice.

10. Keep the lights on, so he can see you. There’s no need to feel self-conscious. He wouldn’t be in bed with you if he found you unattractive. You’re the sexiest woman in the world in his eyes.

11. Lean all the way forward, so that your bare chest and his bare chest are touching. He’ll go crazy when he feels your nipples brushing up against his skin as you bounce.

12. Even better, lean forward just enough to put your breast in his mouth. He won’t mind it. In fact, he might even come from it.

13. If you don’t need help balancing, then lean back while you bounce and let him enjoy the view.

14. Do Kegels exercises while he’s inside of you. You’ll enjoy the sensation as much as he does.

15. Slow down. You don’t have to be bouncing like a rubber ball to make him horny. He’ll enjoy any pace you set.

16. Look him in the eyes. It’s the easiest way to increase the intimacy without wearing yourself out.

17. Kiss his neck. Men are just as sensitive in that spot as women are.

18. Speaking of things women like, play with his hair while you move your hips. If you’re gyrating slowly, tenderly run your hands through it. If you’re moving quickly, yank it.

19. If your clothes didn’t come off during foreplay, then make a show of taking your shirt off while you’re riding him. Do it slowly, like you’re performing a strip tease for him. Leave your bra on for a while after that to build the suspense, and then take that off, too.

20. When you get tired and need a break, don’t be embarrassed. Simply order him to get on top of you. That way, you’ll look like a dominant woman who knows what she wants instead of an out of shape couch potato.

21. This is going to sound like common sense, but don’t forget to kiss him smack dab on the lips. As much as he loves feeling your mouth on his chest and collarbone, nothing compares to an old-fashioned lip lock.

22. Grab his hand and suck on one of his fingers. It’ll make him imagine what it would be like to have his cock in your mouth.

23. Pay close attention to his reactions. If a certain move makes him squirm (in a good way), then do it again and again until he can’t take it anymore.

24. Moan out his name. Moan about how much you love his dick. Just moan in general.

25. Be confident. It can be scary being on top, because all of the attention is focused on you, but you can’t let it get to you. Self-consciousness isn’t sexy in the bedroom. Cockiness is. So flaunt your assets.

26. Enjoy yourself. If you’re having a horrible time, your boyfriend isn’t going to get off. He wants you to be just as horny as he is. TC mark

50 Erotic Challenges For A Dirty Round Of Truth Or Dare

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 07:00 PM PDT

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Truth or dare doesn’t have to be a group activity. Unless your friends are as kinky as fuck, you should only attempt these dares during a one-on-one game with your partner. It’ll make for some pretty amazing foreplay.

1. I dare you to make-out with me, without feeling me up, for ten minutes straight.

2. I dare you to tease me by going down on me for as long as you can without making me orgasm.

3. I dare you to whisper the naughtiest thing you can think of into my ear. 

4. I dare you to go online and order us the kinkiest sex toy you can find.

5. I dare you to unhook my bra with one hand.

6. I dare you to masturbate to a picture of me that you have stored in your phone.

7. I dare you to fuck me on the nearest surface we can find.

8. I dare you to cover one of your body parts in whipped cream, and then let me lick it off of you.

9. I dare you to go in the bathroom and take the sexiest nudes you can and then send them to me.

10. I dare you to take erotic pictures of me while I suck your dick.

11. I dare you to make me as horny as you possibly can without touching me.

12. I dare you to put on a porno I can watch while you eat me out.

13. I dare you to try on my underwear.

14. I dare you to spank me as hard as you possibly can.

15. I dare you to handcuff me to the bed and have your way with me.

16. I dare you to use one of my sex toys on your own body.

17. I dare you to do as many push-ups as you can. While naked.

18. I dare you to kiss me anywhere, except on my lips.

19. I dare you to fuck me in a position we’ve never tried before.

20. I dare you to send me the dirtiest sext you can come up with.

21. I dare you to make me orgasm, just by using your hands.

22. I dare you to guess what color underwear I’m wearing.

23. I dare you to be as loud as you can when you fuck me tonight.

24. I dare you to rub your dick against my clit for as long as you can take without entering me.

25. I dare you to sketch a picture of me naked.

26. I dare you to bring me into the living room and fuck me in the middle of floor.

27. I dare you to go skinny dipping with me.

28. I dare you to blindfold me, and then kiss me somewhere I wouldn’t expect.

29. I dare you to watch me undress without getting a hard-on.

30. I dare you to take all of your clothes off, and keep them off for the rest of the game.

31. I dare you to strike the most seductive pose that you can.

32. I dare you to remove my underwear with your teeth.

33. I dare you to turn on the sexiest song on your iPod and give me a strip tease.

34. I dare you to keep all of the windows and doors open while you fuck me.

35. I dare you to make me orgasm before you orgasm tonight.

36. I dare you to watch me masturbate for as long as you can before grabbing me and fucking me yourself.

37. I dare you to make the most authentic orgasm sounds that you can.

38. I dare you to have sex with me for at least a half-hour before you orgasm.

39. I dare you to run your tongue across any area of my body that you choose.

40. I dare you to search through your closet and put on the sexiest item of clothing you own.

41. I dare you to put on your favorite porno, so I can see what you’re into.

42. I dare you to turn me on as much as you can by removing only one piece of your clothing.

43. I dare you to try your best to orgasm at the same time as me tonight.

44. I dare you to undress, and let me take a body shot off of you.

45. I dare you to write me an erotic story about what you want to do to me.

46. I dare you to masturbate at the same time as me.

47. I dare you to kiss me on your favorite area of my body.

48. I dare you to eat a banana as seductively as you can.

49. I dare you to role play as a celebrity who wants to bang me.

50. I dare you to make me orgasm harder than you ever have before. TC mark

A Letter To Remind You That You’re Doing Just Fine

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 06:00 PM PDT

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This is a letter is for the times when you need motivation. This letter is for when you feel the world is against you, when your day couldn't get any worse or when you feel alone. It is not to highlight your accomplishments but to admire your strength.

I know this may not help you at the time, but I just want you to know that you're doing just fine. Sometimes we need someone to tell us and sometimes we need to reiterate it to ourselves. I salute you for your courage and strength. At times when life seems to not be on your side and you feel the weight of the world on your shoulders, please don't hesitate to ask for help. You are never alone.

Things get tough and even the brightest people have their darkest moments. There's no denying this. Take a step back and appreciate what a wonderful world we live in and everything you do have, and try not to dwell on things that you don't. Every so often we find ourselves in a dark place with no sign of any escape or exits. There is a light at the end of the tunnel even when we cannot see it… Life pushes people to see how far they can bend before they break. You have been given these obstacles because life knows you're strong enough to overcome it.

Life is so extremely hard but so incredibly miraculous. Life is putting the car window down and having the fresh breeze blow on your face, it’s driving with friends and singing at the top of your lungs. It's laughing until your eyes start watering. It’s hugging someone you’ve missed so tightly, it’s watching someone you love be unaware of how striking they are. It’s waking up early to watch the sunrise and it's going to bed late because night time is just as exquisite as daytime. It's remembering those who left a little too early and those who you want there forever. We get so caught up in making a living that we forget to make a life.

I hope that things start to look up for you, and I pray to see the day your smile is from pure joy. I want nothing more than to see not just the people I love, but the other people around me living life to its full potential even if it takes a while to pull yourself together. Some days you can feel so drained, worthless and unmotivated but others you can feel on top of the world, happy and brave. But what you always have to remember is too allow these feelings as it's what makes us human. What an amazing feeling it is to still have a heartbeat.

Let's bring people up instead of dragging them down. Let's strive for greatness in everything we do. You are an 'Alice' in Wonderland, completely lost but trying to find your way through the craziness, weird and wacky world. "You're entirely bonkers, but let me tell you a secret. All the best people are.” TC mark

To My Future Boyfriend, I Want An Old-Fashioned Love

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 05:00 PM PDT

darcyadelaide
darcyadelaide

Dear Future Boyfriend;

What should I call you? Babe? Love? Dear? Or just by your name? You probably still enjoy the gesture “Netflix and Chill”, and we probably have met before, maybe smiled at each other or maybe we just passed by each other along the busy and crowded grocery store.

I will tell you this, go enjoy yourself a rewarding Netflix and Chill cause when I become your girlfriend, we won’t be needing any of it.

And I will tell you this before anything else, I want an “old fashion love.”

Guarantee I will love you with all my heart and most likely with all my soul. I will take care of you like how usually a mother will care for her child. I will cherish every single memory we have.

And most importantly, I will respect you in all ways.

I want an “old fashion love,” where most of our days we will just talk and have a romantic night walks. I don’t need to be in a fancy dress suit nor do I want you to dress in one. I don’t need to be fed on a fancy five star restaurant, gourmet meals or a wine.

A long walk on a park will be very pleasing. Breathing in fresh air and seeing other people do their thing.

I want to experience different kind of love.

I want us to watch a movie under a cold, starry night.
I want you to lean over me while you give me your favorite sweater with your scent on it.
I want us to throw popcorn at each other and laugh, simply having the best time of our lives.

I want us to spend a night at the beach, just listening to the sound of the waves and feeling the cold water on our bare feet.
I want us to sleep under the starry night after our deep conversations.

I don’t need you to promise things.
Just promise that you'll be there.

I need you to love me with all your heart.
I need your attention like how anyone else would want to.

It may sound that I ask too much,
But the fact is, I just want you. I need you to be with me.

We probably are not ready for now, but I hope you will wait for me like how I will patiently wait for you.

From your future girlfriend. TC mark

Here’s What Kind Of Girlfriend You Are, Based On Your ‘Love Language’

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 04:00 PM PDT

thought.is
thought.is

1. Physical Touch

Your presence is so warm and inviting that your significant other feels automatically safer and happier the second you walk through the door. You are the very definition of someone who loves loudly. You never shy away from physical contact, embracing your partner enthusiastically whenever possible, transforming even the simplest moments into meaningful interactions by grazing their skin, squeezing their hand tight, or hugging them just right. Physical touch comes so naturally that you manage to draw out even the shyest person's inner cuddler. The people you love fall harder and harder for you as time goes on because you’re unafraid to demonstrate your affection and this makes them feel comforted, cared for, and, most importantly, wanted.

2. Quality Time

You're literally always down to hang out, and when you're there you're really there—you give your significant other your full attention, making eye contact and asking thoughtful questions that inevitably bring you closer. You spend a lot of time listening because you genuinely care, but you don't have to be talking to revel in the pleasure of being with your lover. You're happy to sit there in silence, quietly soaking them in. You treat alone time as a couple as the precious commodity that it is, always coordinating schedules to ensure that you get the one-on-one time you need to grow stronger as a unit. When you head out, you encourage your partner to ditch their cell phone so you can spend a few hours enjoying each other on a deep level, totally uninterrupted.

3. Words of Affirmation

When you flatter, it's with heart. You're the master of compliments that resonate because you lace every remark with authenticity and meaning. Your words are rarely empty and they're certainly not spoken with some opportunistic goal or secret objective in mind. The kind statements you make soften your partner immediately and you’re not at all stingy with them. Unafraid to sound corny, you’re also given to grand, loving proclamations, regularly demonstrating that you care by reassuring your significant other just how strongly you feel. You also understand the importance of whispering sweet nothings into your partner’s ear as they fall asleep, just as they rise, or right before they walk out the door, always doing your best to sprinkle your relationship with positive verbal fairy dust.

4. Acts of Service

You’re the girlfriend who makes her partner's life dramatically better by paying heed to all the small but important ways you can ease their daily burden. You're on an ongoing mission to help the person you love in whatever way possible, whether that means waking up five minutes earlier than usual to tidy the house, ordering their favorite takeout on the night they're working late, or picking up a bar of soap when you know they're on the verge of running out. You seize every opportunity to do something thoughtful for your significant other and the overall impact of all your tiny kindnesses is that your partner's quality of life skyrockets thanks to you.

5. Receiving Gifts

You somehow stretch the magic of the holidays year round. You understand that a present doesn't have to be expensive—if anything, the best gifts don't cost a penny—to lift the spirits of the recipient. It's the thought behind the gesture that counts, and you're always thinking about the little ways you can surprise your partner and boost their mood on any given day. You're constantly grabbing mementos from the places you visit with the intent of transforming them into gifts. You might scribble a love note inside a pack of matches from the restaurant you last dined at and stick it inside your partner's pocket for them to discover. Or you'll draft a hilarious message in Sharpie on one of their old t-shirts, bringing new life to a stained garment. Some of the gifts you give require more effort than others, some are silly and others more serious, but all are designed to demonstrate your undying devotion. You know how to make any day—not just special occasions—truly memorable. TC mark

The 49 Most Hilariously Savage Burns In Social Media History

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 03:00 PM PDT

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18 Insanely Moving Lines From The Most Heartbreaking Romance Novels

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 02:00 PM PDT

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“So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.” ― John Green, Looking For Alaska

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“Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.” ―F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.” ― J. D. Salinger, The Catcher In The Rye

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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.” ―Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

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“The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.”  ― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

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“My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.”  ― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

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“He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.” ― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

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“To love or have loved, that is enough. Ask nothing further. There is no other pearl to be found in the dark folds of life.” ― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

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“I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve.” Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

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“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.” ― John Green, The Fault In Our Stars

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“When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it’s safe inside your mouth.”―  Jodi Picoult, Handle With Care

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“Some things don’t last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down on the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there.” ― Sarah Dessen, This Lullaby

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“Even more, I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew – knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest – was how love gave someone the power to break you.” ― Stephanie Meyer, Twilight

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“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” ―A. A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh

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“We didn’t talk about anything heavy or light. We were just there together. And that was enough” ― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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“The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to have got inside him, or into the air all round him. She had become a physical necessity.”  ― George Orwell, 1984

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“Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.” ― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

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“Every atom of your flesh is as dear to me as my own: in pain and sickness it would still be dear.” ― Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre TC mark

Remember You Love Me

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 01:00 PM PDT

NickBulanovv
NickBulanovv

I hope this is not the end. I really hope it's not.

But if it is, this is how I want you to remember me:

I want you to remember me lying next to you, skin to skin, listening to the sound of your heartbeat and embracing every inch of you. Remember me opening up to you more than anyone else before, no matter how terrifying it was. Remember me wanting to know every single thing about you. Remember me laughing at your jokes, even the stupid ones. Remember me when I was an absolute mess for no reason because I couldn't control my anxiety and in tears because one time I made you upset with me and I was so sad you might not ever forgive me. Remember me brave, the times you held my hand when I was battling through my mental health and didn't think I was going to get through it; remember me scared and gentle and delicate and breakable— only for you though, only for you.
Remember me happy, and all the silly things I would do just to get you to smile. Remember how much I love skittles. Remember the time we slept in a blanket fort for weeks. Remember me trying to learn Italian and how funny you thought it was, but how you couldn't stop smiling with your mouth and eyes. Remember the way I was too stubborn to talk to you when you knew something was on my mind and how absolutely insane it drove the both of us. Remember how we met, and all the firsts and how they were so pleasing we went back for seconds and thirds and fourths. Remember all the plans, all the dreams, and all the goals we both talked about including each other.

If it comes to it I don't want you to remember the ending.

Remember the beginning. Remember the first time you knew. TC mark

Ranking The Men On This Season Of ‘The Bachelorette’: The One Where Everyone Cries

Posted: 21 Jun 2016 12:31 PM PDT

Hi Everyone, what a whirlwind week in Bachelor Nation. We said goodbye to our beloved mascot, Chad Bear, we saw Jordan flip his hair a few hundred times, and we said goodbye to a handful of men who we all thought would be cut out of the gate. Except Grant! I’ll miss you!

Here’s how the guys did this week:


TTYN


Evan

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Goodbye Evan! I won’t miss you or your creepy hair or your weird fixation on being bullied! Have fun at your dick job.

James F

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

James F’s shitty poetry is the reason people don’t like poetry. Here are some good poems you can read to cleanse your palette.

Daniel

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Daniel was kind of awful, tbh. See ya!

Vinny

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

I’m not really sure why Vinny was still here. Cute tears tho.


Grant

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Call me !!!!!!!!!!

Chad

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Chad. How will this show go on without Chad? I realize he’s a terrible person and Jojo shouldn’t pick him, but also I want to see him eating meat sticks and biting off the top of a yam like a confused Michael Buble. I want to hear his hysterical comments about the rest of the guys. Perhaps Chris Harrison is ready to retire and Chad Bear can be our master of ceremonies.


Still in the running to become america’s next top model


Alex

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Alex fell to the bottom of my ranking this week. At first I thought he was a cute dopey good guy who had a genuine issue with Chad. It’s a red flag to focus so much on another guy when you sign up for a dating show where your girl dates other guys but sure, Chad was pretty exceptionally evil so I can understand. But then as soon as Chad was gone he started focusing on other guys he didn’t like instead of Jojo. Grow up Alex!

I also realized most of his body is covered in hideous tattoos:

The Bachelor
The Bachelor
The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Jordan

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

I started this season wanting to love Jordan. I am an Aaron Rodgers/Green Bay fan. I think he’s hot. I think his story is cute (poor little struggle younger brother with all his inner torment of not measuring up). But I do not like this guy. There is something manipulative about him.

I met a sports writer once who hated his (very cool) job because “you can’t write anything interesting about athletes.” Their entire lives are built around them giving you cliches and soundbites and sounding stupid and positive about the future and the effort you put into something — but not an iota of vulnerability or realness. Jordan exhibits this, for sure, so maybe that’s just what is off-putting about him. But it seems like there might also be something darker.

Robby

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Something is just not right about Robby. He has the deadest look in his eyes as if you murdered his mom yesterday but he still wants to make you proud of him for some reason? I really don’t want Jojo to pick him because it just seems like there’s something wrong with him we’re going to read about in a few years.

Wells

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

The consummate underdog, something in me wants to cheer for Wells for no other reason than I think a lot of the other guys are a better match for Jojo than he is. In real life, he’s a radio DJ from Nashville who is getting a huge benefit from the publicity on the show and can go back home and immediately start dating some cowboy pixie dream girl who’s into his skinny bod and faux-underdog status.

Luke

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

I was in the Luke camp before I saw his skinny black jeans with intentionally ripped knees. That’s a dealbreaker for me.

Chase

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Chase is really cute but he also kind of has the personality of a cardboard box.

James Taylor

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

James Taylor has grown on me a ton. Also doesn’t he kind of look sexy with his bashed in face?

Derek

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

burning questions for next week’s episode


Did anyone realize Alex was this short???

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

IS THIS A CHASE AND DEREK TWO-ON-ONE DATE???

The Bachelor
The Bachelor

Will Wells finally get his moment???

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The Bachelor

Is Luke the best kisser on this show???

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The Bachelor

Will Jordan’s secret evil side be revealed???

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The Bachelor

Is Chase going to blow it big time by implying Jojo isn’t “taking this seriously”???

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The Bachelor

Can you already see who has a rose in this preview of the rose ceremony??? WTF.

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The Bachelor

What happens when Jojo “doesn’t want to give this rose out”???

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The Bachelor

See you next week! TC mark