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16 Sexting Tips That Will Make Him Beg For Your Body

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 08:00 PM PST

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1. Use crude terms. No guy wants to hear about how badly you want to stick his penis in your mouth. He wants to hear about how you’re going to suck his cock until he cums.

2. I know sexting is informal, but you should still pay attention to your spelling and your grammar. If he has to reread a sentence ten times in order to understand what you’re trying to say, he’s going to lose his hard-on.

3. Go into detail. Instead of just saying you’re going to ride him, tell him that you’re going to straddle him and leave kisses across his neck and tease his cock with your wetness before putting it inside of you. Draw everything out.

4. Unless you’re trying to be more funny than sexy, you should skimp on the emoticons. You don’t have to put a winking face at the end of your sentence for him to understand you’re flirting. He’ll get it.

5. Don’t ask too many questions. If you bombard him with questions about what he wants you to do to him and what position he wants you in, then he’ll be the one doing all the talking. Do your part by saying a few naughty things and then letting him say a few naughty things back. It’s all about the give and take.

6. It’s fine to sext about threesomes and anal sex if that’s what’ll get him off, but make sure he knows whether or not those situations are something you’re actually interested in. If he thinks you’re into anal, because you two keep sexting about it, then you’ll get a finger in your ass the next time you see him.

7. Lie. When you’re sexting, you shouldn’t feel bad about pretending you’re completely naked when you’re really walking around in Dorito stained pajamas. The truth isn’t expected.

8. If you trust him, then feel free to send him pictures. It doesn’t matter if those pics are of your cleavage or of your bare ass. He’ll take whatever he can get.

9. Touch yourself. If you’re going to sext, you might as well get an orgasm out of it. That’s the entire point. So slip under your covers with a vibrator and his sexts.

10. Give out (realistic) compliments. Tell him how you wish you were looking into his gorgeous eyes and touching his rock hard abs. But don’t tell him how huge his dick is if it’s clear you’re lying. It’ll just make him feel worse.

11. If you want dirty talk inspiration, pick up a book like Dirty by Megan Hart. Whatever you do, just stay far, far away from 50 Shades of Grey. 

12. It’s best if you start out slow. Unless you’re in a serious relationship and are used to being blunt with each other, the first message you send him shouldn’t say, “I want your tongue pressed against my pussy.” It should say something about how you’ve been thinking about him and how you miss him, and then you can gradually make the conversation sexier and sexier.

13. If you aren’t super creative, then you don’t have to come up with fantasy scenarios to talk to him about. Just describe the last time you two had sex. Ask him if he remembers how wet you were, how flexible your legs were, and how hard he came. Then ask him if he wants to do it all again.

14. Sexting is a great way to coach him. If you wish he went down on you more or actually played with your clit during sex, then mention it to him in the convo. If you tell him exactly what you want him to do to you over the phone, then he should get the hint and try it the next time he sees you in person.

15. Don’t take too long to answer him back. Now is not the time to play hard to get by waiting two hours before replying. Sexting is sexiest when the replies come quickly.

16. Once your kinky conversation ends, delete anything too risky. You can’t control what stays on his phone, but you can control your own phone, and it’s better to be safe than sorry. TC mark

27 Ways To Initiate The Steamiest Sex You’ll Ever Experience

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 07:00 PM PST

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1. When he’s busy watching Netflix or playing video games, slip into your sexiest lingerie and walk around the house wearing it. It won’t be long until he notices and abandons the television to focus on you.

2. Put your hand on his leg while you’re watching a movie, and gradually creep closer to his junk until you’re making him hard through his jeans.

3. Text him about all of the naughty things you want him to do to you later, so he knows he should take his clothes off as soon as he walks through your door.

4. Instead of taking the time to write out seductive sexts, just send him a picture of your naked body. No caption necessary.

5. Guide his hand to your pussy, so he can see how wet you are.

6. Lean over and give him a passionate kiss filled with tongue and hair tugging. The type of kiss that’ll make it abundantly clear that you’re in the mood.

7. Call him into the bedroom, so he can catch you masturbating. It’ll be an instant turn-on for him.

8. Get dressed, or get undressed, right in front of him. Make sure you do it slowly and make eye contact with him, so he knows you’re in a frisky mood.

9. When you’re ready to hop in the shower, ask him to join you. He’ll know what it means.

10. Instead of wearing your sweatpants to bed, wear something silky or lacy. Even better, don’t wear anything at all.

11. Give him “that” look. If you’ve been dating for long enough, then he’ll be able to tell that you’re horny by your eyes alone.

12. Grab his hand and move it toward your tits or your ass. He’ll take it from there.

13. Or, if you want to be a little more subtle, grab his hand and lead him toward the bedroom.

14. Exercise, or at least stretch, in front of him. He’ll go crazy once he sees you bending into Downward Dog in your super tight yoga pants.

15. Light candles and place them around the room to create a romantic atmosphere. Boys like to be wooed, too.

16. Put on a porno and have him catch you watching it. Then invite him to watch the rest with you.

17. Leave your sex toys out on the bed. That way, he’ll get the hint that you’re dying to use them.

18. Challenge him to a game of Poker or Mario Kart, and claim that the winner gets to choose where to fuck. You’ll definitely have sex after that.

19. Sit on his lap. You don’t have to do much else. Sex will naturally occur.

20. Come up with a code word you can slip into conversation whenever you’re horny. That way, you won’t actually have to say the words.

21. Mark it on the wall calendar. There’s no mistaking what “fuck me at 7:00” means.

22. If he doesn’t actually own a calendar, steal his phone and set an alarm that says “fuck me.” As soon as it goes off, he’ll get on top of you.

23. Unzip his jeans and go down on him. He certainly won’t complain.

24. Buy an adult board game and ask him to play it with you.

25. Turn on a seductive song and then give him the best lap dance you can.

26. Casually mention how hot the room is and follow it up by casually removing your shirt. He should take care of the rest.

27. Be blunt. Tell him you’re horny as fuck and you want him to bang you on the first table he can find. He’ll be happy to oblige. TC mark

33 Hilarious Instagrams That Reflect Your Modern F*cked Up Life

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 06:45 PM PST

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If He Does These 7 Things, (Sorry) He’s Just Not Into You

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 06:01 PM PST

Vince Perraud
Vince Perraud

1. He doesn’t text you back for days.

His excuse of “sorry, I’ve been busy” is just that, an excuse. We make time for the people we’re interested in. And considering we’re all pretty attached to our phones, it’s unlikely he missed your text. Responding just wasn’t a priority.

2. He never initiates plans.

You’re always the one trying to hang out or do something. Relationships are a two-way street. And if you’re the only one putting in any work, that’s a warning sign.

3. He is only interested when sex is an option.

He’s the booty call King. Sure, he’s eager to see you if he thinks you might hook up, but loses interest after.

4. He makes sexual jokes about your friends.

If he keeps talking about how attractive Katie is, guess what? This MAY shock you, but…he might be more into Katie. Sorry.

5. When in conversation, he only focuses on himself.

He doesn’t ask about you, your day, what’s new with you. Every conversation you have feels like a one person monologue. It’s always about him. No back and forth.

6. If you invite him to an event or gathering, he tends to say no.

It’s not uncommon for you to ask him to join you and some friends and have him say, “Let me know when you’re finished and maybe we can hang.” He’s not willing to put in the time (and let’s be real, awkwardness) that comes with meeting new people.

7. He utters the sentence, “You deserve better than me.”

Before you start psychoanalyzing him to figure out exactly what he meant. Listen. This is him gently saying, “I’m not that into you. Don’t waste your time.” TC mark

30 Signs You’re A Basic Bitch (And Winning At Life)

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 05:45 PM PST

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Sweet Girl, If He Even *Considers* Doing Any Of These 12 Things, Dump His Ass Immediately

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 05:00 PM PST

@mali786
@mali786

1. Blaming you. Sweet girl, it is never your fault. It is never your fault. You are perfect, a flowing river through the sands of grace. Too often narcissistic men will try to gaslight you by convincing you that you bear responsibility for their sociopathy and emotional abuse. You are a beautiful flower, standing tall among a garden of weeds.

2. Suggesting you aren’t perfect. You deserve better than someone who relentlessly questions you. You deserve better than someone who tries to emotionally blackmail you by suggesting you need to change. You were born as pure perfection, and that’s how you exist in this otherwise broken world. If he can’t accept you at your worst, he does NOT deserve you at your best.

3. Asking you for a “favor.” You are a proud, strong, woman. You are not beholden for any so-called man. Oftentimes “nice” fuckboys will try to make their bullying commands seem like kind requests. Your perfect love will be with someone who accepts you for who you are, and doesn’t expect you to put their needs first.

4. But not caring about your needs and wants. A man who loves you will go out of his way to accommodate you. His heart will smile at the idea of cooking you dinner, buying you expensive gifts, traveling to the places of your dreams.

5. And he puts other people before you (even only sometimes). You are his forever person, he should never be prioritizing anybody before you. By attending family events instead of talking to you on the phone, or hanging out with his guy friends instead of buying you expensive gifts, he is being emotionally negligent and dismissive of your deep love.

6. He gives you feedback you don’t want to hear. “Your person” will never tear you down by trying to get you to change. While highly manipulative narcissists and sociopaths will try to disguise this as “suggestions” or “trying to help you” really he is just trying to help himself. You deserve better.

7. Liking other girl’s posts on social media. By interacting with other women — even close friends or relatives — on social media, he is saying that he is still “on the market” and not “settled down.” You should never, ever tolerate him shopping around and micro-flirting.

8. FYI: Micro-flirting is ALWAYS micro-cheating. If he micro-cheats, by micro-flirting, you are clearly stuck in a toxic relationship. Besides interacting with other women on social media, this could be looking at a woman longer than absolutely necessary, engaging in non-work related conversation with other women, or texting people you don’t know.

9. He won’t share his social media log-in info with you. The only reason a guy wouldn’t share his Facebook, Instagram, Twitter log-ins with you is because he is using these platforms to cheat. It’s unacceptable, and should be GONE.

10. He expects you to share his social media log-in with him. You are a strong, independent woman. You don’t need to stand for his over-controlling and borderline-abusive behavior. You are powerful, and he should know that.

11. He doesn’t respect your needs. You are an introvert. Sometimes your self-care requires you to not answer texts or phone calls for days or weeks on end. That’s okay. You need to take care of yourself, because you are so, so valuable. If his love can’t withstand your self-care, it was never love at all.

12. He doesn’t text you back almost immediately. If he has a job where texting is not allowed, that might be an exception here. Otherwise, he should be excited to reply to every single one of your beautiful texts. He is ALWAYS by his phone, and there is absolutely no excuse for him to not demonstrate his love via communication. TC mark

7 Reasons Women Who Love The Deepest Tend To Be The Hardest On Themselves

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 04:00 PM PST

Franca Gimenez
Franca Gimenez

1. Their expectations are sky-high. Women who are capable of deep love know how good a relationship can be. They know how good it feels when two people who are fully capable of being open and loving get together — everything less than that feels like they’re missing the mark. A happy, harmonious relationship is their number one priority in life, so it hits them hard when that’s not (yet) reality.

2. They are fundamentally (too) generous. Women who love deeply are nurturing beyond belief. They are more concerned with exercising their ability to give love than keeping track of what they get in return. They hate keeping score so much that they can often wake up completely depleted because without paying attention, they’ve given all of themselves away. As hard as it is, they’ll still push themselves to give more, they’ll never accept the version of themselves that’s short or guarded as the person they want to be.

3. They tend to blame themselves. Loving deeply is a concurrent personality trait with being empathetic. When you can understand others motives with such high emotional intelligence, you think the onus should be on you to work around the other person. They confuse being able to understand someone with being able to give them everything they need.

4. They’re not willing to settle. There’s nothing more important to a woman who loves deeply than a solid relationship, and they can’t accept less than the very best. She’ll keep striving until she gets it.

5. They’re willing to forgive (too many times). A woman who loves deeply is going to find herself at the end of a bad relationship or two because she makes excuses on behalf of her beloved. She doesn’t do this because she’s dumb, she does it because she’s fiercely optimistic and can see the best in everyone. Still though, most relationships aren’t meant to last forever and the final break can feel like a personal attack on her positivity.

6. They’re slow to break up with the wrong person. They believe that love conquers all and so they stick it out far longer than they should in some relationships. At the end of the day, it takes two people to make a relationship work. No matter how much love they are capable of giving, it’s not always going to be enough.

7. They feel things hard. A woman who loves deeply feels deeply and when she feels bad about herself, she’s going to experience that feeling completely. She will never brush failure off without re-hashing it over and over. Her perfectionist instincts won’t let her move on until she’s figured out what she did wrong and how to do better next time. TC mark

20 Times Tim Burton Reminded Us To Be Unapologetically Ourselves

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 03:30 PM PST

Alice In Wonderland
Alice In Wonderland

“What is child, what is adult, anyway? It has more to do with a feeling. You don’t get rid of who you are or where you come from. But the point is, everyone is trying to get back to a certain kind of purity anyway. It has less to do with being a child, and more to do with keeping an open, wonderful, twisted view on the world.”

— Tim Burton, film maker

Life can be twisted sometimes.

From the time we’re little, we’re told we can be whatever we want to be. Society tells us to be ourselves, then turns around and judges for listening. From friends to family to our own inner dialogue, marching to the beat of a different drummer can seem… well…daunting. Exhausting. Impossible, even.

Carving your own niche can feel like sticking yourself in the corner, you know?

Sometimes you need a little nudge to keep doing your thing. Sometimes you need a little redirection to make your own path. Sometimes you need a little pick-me-up when you feel like a total outcast…

Sometimes you need a Tim Burton reminder that perspective is everything. Or 20 reminders, why not?

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"I've been nothing but myself since the day I was born. And if you can't see that, that's your failing. Not mine."

Big Fish

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"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs!”

Batman

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"You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours, because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone."

Alice in Wonderland

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"These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules…"

Beetlejuice

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"Some things in this world are better left where they lie. But if you know where to look, these ruins are full of riches."

Nine

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"When conducting an experiment, trying is the important thing. It's okay to fail, as long as you keep trying!"

Frankenweenie

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"The more you lie, the smaller you seem… You don't know what it's like to put your emotions out there for the world to see."

Big Eyes

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"There are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't even started wondering about yet."

James and the Giant Peach

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"It is truth. But truth is not always appearance."

Sleepy Hollow

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“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it… I am not finished.”

Edward Scissorhands

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"You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there."

The Corpse Bride

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"You know what?!? I mistook me for someone else…”

Batman Returns

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"Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!"

The Nightmare Before Christmas

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"Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it."

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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"You are young. Life has been kind to you… you will learn."

Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber

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“You wanna conquer the world.”

Mars Attacks

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"For if a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man."

Dark Shadows

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“Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else’s dreams?”

Ed Wood

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“You might not change the past, but you might learn something from it.”

Alice Through the Looking Glass

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"I used to dream about escaping my ordinary life, but my life was never ordinary. I had simply failed to realize how extraordinary it was.”

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

Never apologize for being yourself. Don’t be sorry you see beauty where others can’t. Stop holding your past failures over your own head. Reinvent yourself as many times as you want to.

Just do YOUR thing today! And tomorrow… and the day after.

See, you don’t have to worry about achieving perfection once you realize there’s no such thing as perfect.

Moral is, create the world you want to live in! Do what you love.

"It seems if you're passionate about something, it freaks people out. You're considered bizarre or eccentric. To me, it just means you know who you are… one person's craziness is another person’s reality…don’t worry about how you ‘should’ draw it, draw it the way you SEE it.”

— Tim Burton TC mark

20 Little Ways To Please Your Guy (That Have Nothing To Do With Sex)

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 03:00 PM PST

NickBulanovv
NickBulanovv

1. Send him a good morning text to let him know you are thinking about him.

2. Put your phone down when you’re on a date with him.

3. Surprise him on a Sunday morning with breakfast in bed.

4. Always let him know how much he means to you, and how lucky you are to have him.

5. Pay the bill on an anniversary dinner and don’t let him split it with you.

6. Send him chocolates on a random Monday at work.

7. After a long day, give him a mind blowing foot massage.

8. Bake him his favorite kind of cookies when he seems super stressed out.

9. Show him your adventurous side and spend a Saturday with him going to a rollercoaster park.

10. Make his bed when he isn’t looking.

11. Befriend his best guy friends to show him how dedicated you are to him.

12. Put tiny love notes in his pocket when he’s getting ready for work.

13. Cook him his favorite meal just because.

14. Help him pick out a great and professional work outfit.

15. Spend some nights on the couch, cuddling with one of his favorite movies on.

16. Write him a long letter listing all the reasons you love him.

17. Give him space and let him have nights out with his buds with no grief.

18. Don’t freak out or yell at him when you see him talking to another girl. Let him know that you trust him.

19. Dress to the nines out of the blue and light up his world.

20. Give him a big long hug every day to show him how much you deeply care about him. TC mark

14 People On The Red Flag They Wish They Hadn’t Overlooked In Their Ex

Posted: 21 Nov 2016 02:00 PM PST

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1. “She had serious trust issues. To some extent, I would have understood it and tried to be flexible with it, but eventually she demanded to read through my texts every night and asked for all my passwords and crap like that. And I hadn’t given her a single reason not to trust me.”

–Darren, 26


2. “He wanted to do everything together. At first I thought it was sweet, but it got to the point where I would make plans to have a girls’ dinner with my friends and his feelings would literally be hurt if he wasn’t invited. It was an exhausting relationship and that’s pretty much the reason why I ended it.”

–Cara, 25


3. “He didn’t introduce me to his family for a year and a half. I kept buying his excuses even though subconsciously I knew he just didn’t want to introduce me because some part of him thought he was settling.”

–Annelise, 28


4. “He would belittle me constantly, or say embarrassing things about me in front of our friends. I waived it off then, but I wish I had understood how cruel it was so I didn’t waste eight months of my life on him.”

–Alexandria, 27


5. “She told me I met everything on her checklist when we first started dating and I was initially really flattered. Then I learned that was just one of an infinite number of ridiculous, shallow, completely impossible sets of standards that she expected me to meet and all it got me was a miserable seven months of dating her before I walked away.”

–Shawn, 30


6. “He wanted to sleep in separate beds. I’m honestly surprised I dated him for more than a week. I still don’t get it.”

–Jace, 26


7. “She was a gossip, the ultimate definition of a gossip. Unnecessarily mean, just bad-mouthing every single person possible, even the people she constantly referred to as her ‘closest friends.’ I’m not sure why I thought I’d be exempt from her trash-talking.”

–Kay, 24


8. “Our fights were unhealthy. Instead of trying to work it out with me like an adult, he’d be passive aggressive for hours or even days and when I’d bring it up and ask him what’s wrong, he’d just say a bunch of angry, hurtful things until I managed to pull whatever was bothering him out of him. If you sense that with someone in the beginning, get out of there. You can’t fix that.”

–Charlotte, 29


9. “She was a compulsive liar. I wish I had turned around and just ran the other way on day one.”

–Brent, 24


10. “He was the most selfish person I had ever met, but I liked him so much in the beginning that I let it slide. But that kind of behavior doesn’t ever change, no matter how much they claim to love you.”

–Chase, 31


11. “She never asked about me. The minute she got home from work it was all about her day and her life and her friends and I don’t even think she realized she was doing it. One time she asked ‘how are you?’ and I was honestly shocked.”

–Zak, 27


12. “He was too, too dependent on me. There was nothing super mean or negative or angry about him like you hear with most red flags. He was super sweet. But he was dependent to the point where he was a walking ball of anxiety, and he wanted me to fix it instead of doing what he needed to do in the first place, which was get professional help.”

–Michele, 26


13. “She stopped hanging out with her friends as soon as we started dating. Which 1) makes you a shitty friend and 2) put way more pressure on us because I still maintained my friendships. That’s the biggest red flag you can see in my opinion. Shouldn’t have ignored it. Learned my lesson.”

–Evan, 27


14. “He was rude to taxi drivers, baristas, retail employees, basically anyone who he deemed ‘unimportant.’ And then a huge kiss ass to his boss and anyone with an impressive job. Basically the worst kind of person. So glad it’s over but I wish it hadn’t taken me three years.”

–Jaclyn, 28TC mark